***he's from alabama, this will be fucking hilarious!!!***

What is this supposed to imply?

MNSHO - I would start with something with an off set waist, even a MIM duo or something. You wouldnt have to worry about scale because your putting the bridge and tail wherever you need it.
It just doesn't have the look using a strat body. Or for the cost of that Bullet you could almost have an ...

Anyone who would attempt to buy anything from that ad is a naieve bonehead. How much more scammy could it be? It reeks!

Jazzmasters were made from '58 to '83 - but they're very rare after about '78 or so. Some of the early 80S ones had maple and dot strat necks, as if they no longer had the demand ...