A Fender Mustang II might be up your alley. Any of the other amps mentioned by these dudes will also do the duty.

Woah. Okay. So, I went out to western Michigan and snagged this thing Saturday. The guy I bought it from apparently posts on Offset, but I didn't catch his username. What I did catch, was that the dude is a total gear geek.

Anyway, this lil guy had a Mustang bridge in the reverb pictures but had a ...

right on, man! settling down after life on the road?

I wish! This has been the first month I've been home for most of it. The past three months have been non-stop travel and work. It's to be expected -- the summer is the really busy time. I should start hitting up more Shortscalers when I'm in y ...

Dang, so there was an apparent misunderstanding, and I'm gonna snag the guitar next Saturday. D'oh!

Singlepup, that's totally a thing. If you watch south park, it's eerily similar to the Sodosopa episode (or however it was spelled). There are a ton of "cool" bars opening up around the greater ...

Thanks!

A lot. It's got a deep history of automotive and music culture, as well as some of the most beautiful neighborhoods in the country. Had I not gotten a job here, I'd have likely moved to Detroit anyway. I've always looked at it like the cool brother of Chicago.

Well, as some of you know, I've been doing pretty okay lately. I moved to Detroit, got a real job (if you'd call being a journalist a real job) and have been getting my adult finances in order.
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So I decided to fuck it all up, and buy a used Fiesta Red MIM Classic '60s Jaguar off reverb. Dude is ...

Considering the byline, I'd reckon doug didn't write this.

Maybe the author was tying to convey that SS necks ditched the chunky profile and went with a slim profile (which I think is the case no?).

Y'all need 2 read. He mentioned he wanted to try GFS. I think he was looking at what kinda pups to try.

But Anyway, I would say 'trons would be some good low-output blues rock buckers in a cyclone. But yeah, GFS has a ton of weird/cheap pickups so you can always swap them out at a later date.

That guitar is clearly blue and black. #TeamBlackAndBlue

That actually looks really good!

Or just cut a cartridge oil filter and you have the same thing.

Also, that's dumb. I can imagine drinking guitar amp valves might be easier with one of those though. Makes my hot chocolate from Starbucks easier to hold anyway.

The only guitar I wanted to see was the mustang, because what does shortboard mean?

Well, it doesn't have anything to do with guitars. They literally meant shortboard, like a short surfboard. And the mustang has nothing mustang about it.

I'll just leave this one here.

THE TAKEOVER

Sorry to be a jerk, but flip those pics!

Glad to see your son got stoked on it though. Good dadding!

I want their MOAM signature mosrite so bad. Hallmark seems to make excellent guitars

You liking the new pokemon?

Probably looks like a kid's guitar 'cause it doesn't have a carved top. Matte finish doesn't help, but I'd wager it's the other thing that would make all the difference.

^^^ so much this. The carved top helps the dave grohl sig not look that bad. IMO diamonds might not have been the best holes to ...

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Found this one on google. Not sure who it is but hubba hubba. Good thing only attractive women play short scales AMIRITE?
That guitar looks impossibly large on her. What is she, like 5'?

This bitch from ...

Found this one on google. Not sure who it is but hubba hubba. Good thing only attractive women play short scales AMIRITE?

Black paint

So the only thing you need to know if you want to be hired on to the Fender design team is how to use the Offset guitars dressing room?