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Dear Zakk,

We want our schtick back.

Sincerely,
The Misfits

Dear Zack

Please take back your soul.

Who would have thought that you would be a douchebag pussy. Enjoy your time in heaven jamming with Hannah Montana.

Thx

The Prince of Darkness..

Dear Mickie,

Stop being funnier than me.

kthx,

Ends

it's funny...I was thinking he same though before you posted... All the dude's sig gear annoys the fuck out of me for some reason.

mickie08 wrote:it's funny...I was thinking he same though before you posted... All the dude's sig gear annoys the fuck out of me for some reason.

Lol.. but this... this is really just childish. It's like if you asked me when I was 6 what a cool guitar looked like. I'd have said this.

Man, I wonder what it is like to be Zakk Wylde.

I smell a reality series...

"The life and times of rock's most overrated power tool"

the isaac eaton wrote:Coffin guitar!

it's a zakk whylde signature though, but worth posting, its hilarious.

Link!

I want one,where can I get it?

[youtube][/youtube]

endsjustifymeans wrote:I smell a reality series...

"The life and times of rock's most overrated power tool"

I can see it now. His guitar tech is probably mitochronicdick.

mickie08 wrote:

endsjustifymeans wrote:I smell a reality series...

"The life and times of rock's most overrated power tool"

I can see it now. His guitar tech is probably mitochronicdick.

You just made me snort... like a pig... my wife is looking at me funny now.

I can see McClownshoe and his rasp now... contemplating his next freakshow and zakk throwing full beer cans at him and telling him to dance. I'd watch that show religiously.

I'd watch that as well. Maybe it could be a 2 part series with Ozzy involved some way.

there is a band in town called coffinsville, i can almost garentee that b-ray the lead singer and guitarist will buy one.

robert(original) wrote:there is a band in town called coffinsville, i can almost garentee that b-ray the lead singer and guitarist will buy one.

There's a band called the independents that are essentially if the Misfits lived in florida and had a penitant for Ska. I think the bassist plays something similar. it might have been a torso though...

It's not as bad as the Kramer aluminium axe shaped guitar Glenn Danzig played in samhain! .... looking for pics....

Oh here:


Actually I take that back these are way cooler.

Triple edit: I think it might be a Gene simmons signature or something

endsjustifymeans wrote:

robert(original) wrote:there is a band in town called coffinsville, i can almost garentee that b-ray the lead singer and guitarist will buy one.

There's a band called the independents that are essentially if the Misfits lived in florida and had a penitant for Ska. I think the bassist plays something similar. it might have been a torso though...

Like this?

HAHAHHAhaH HA ah AH AH ah hA anyone find a more scary guitar than these wins a my little pony signed by the original members of Mayhem....in their own bloooood. woooooooo

the isaac eaton wrote:

westtexasred wrote:

endsjustifymeans wrote: There's a band called the independents that are essentially if the Misfits lived in florida and had a penitant for Ska. I think the bassist plays something similar. it might have been a torso though...

Like this?

Necromantix, roflz.

lol, I saw them with Tiger Army and Rancid, yeeeeeeaaaaaars ago.

Does it even fit in the case?

Haha, i'd have one. If I had endless money I'd buy as many outrageous looking guitars as possible; that skull/fish thing is brilliant.

I wonder if Schecter still makes these?