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Posted: **Thu Oct 27, 2011 3:11 pm**

SWIRLYE UGLAY

http://www.musiciansfriend.com/guitars/ ... ric-guitar

Posted: **Thu Oct 27, 2011 3:32 pm**

Posted: **Thu Oct 27, 2011 3:50 pm**

MORE LIKE HURL FINISH, AMIRIGHT?

Posted: **Thu Oct 27, 2011 5:39 pm**

yeah these are shity

Posted: **Thu Oct 27, 2011 7:21 pm**

WHAT WILL GIBSON DO NEXT? WHAT EVER THE FUCK THEY WANT.

Posted: **Thu Oct 27, 2011 7:23 pm**

next step is to make a chambered lucite body and fill it with actual vomit.

Posted: **Thu Oct 27, 2011 8:23 pm**

you know, as a proud Gibson owner, this shit is just embarrassing. Why would I want my guitar to look like a bowling ball?

Posted: **Fri Oct 28, 2011 2:24 am**

Don't tell Henry, but I got a better idea...

Saga kit + Finger Painting = happy parents and posterity. A better chance to foster positive creative outlets in the ones we love, for memories that last a lifetime...ON THE CHEAP.

Posted: **Fri Oct 28, 2011 2:25 am**

god dammit gibson, stop fucking up so bad.

Posted: **Fri Oct 28, 2011 3:06 am**

I like it. Didn't Fender do a much cheesier guitar with a swirl pattern a few years back.

I like when they try anything different with paint schemes. You gotta try and sometimes fail before you have a breakthrough.

Posted: **Fri Oct 28, 2011 3:43 am**

Posted: **Fri Oct 28, 2011 3:46 am**

I dunno, I think this one is kinda neat looking. Aside from being a shitty overrated Les Paul.

Posted: **Fri Oct 28, 2011 3:58 am**

Pens wrote:I dunno, I think this one is kinda neat looking. Aside from being a shitty overrated Les Paul.

for some reason i get some sort of synesthesia from that one, as i look at it and smell cigars

Posted: **Fri Oct 28, 2011 7:40 am**

And needs pearloid pickguard on it. For maximum swirlyglitteraction.

Posted: **Fri Oct 28, 2011 8:19 am**

Beginning to think with the shit coming out of the Gibson factory they must be looking for a bailout ...

Posted: **Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:24 am**

Viljami wrote:WHAT WILL GIBSON DO NEXT? WHAT EVER THE FUCK THEY WANT.

: D

Posted: **Fri Oct 28, 2011 9:23 pm**

I like em... only cause two weeks ago I spent an hour on youtube watching DIY'ers, dip their guitars into a water barrel. They always convince themselves it looks cool, "Mm................ ***thinking***...... AWESOME!".

Posted: **Fri Oct 28, 2011 9:31 pm**

Fuck sake Gibson

Posted: **Fri Oct 28, 2011 9:36 pm**

jcyphe wrote:I like it. Didn't Fender do a much cheesier guitar with a swirl pattern a few years back.

The fenders were so cheesy they were cool. These things look like diarrheabarf

Posted: **Sat Oct 29, 2011 1:23 am**

This is Gibson, if you've seen or played a Firebird X you will know the depth of shit-ti-tude that they will lower themselves to. Abso-fucking-lutely dreadful.