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Posted: **Mon Jun 03, 2013 2:35 pm**

BUT I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Found Here
http://www.experiencedmusicalinstrument ... uitars.htm

Posted: **Mon Jun 03, 2013 2:50 pm**

afraid of what a "serious offer only" entails

Posted: **Mon Jun 03, 2013 2:51 pm**

Oyster puke.

EDIT: Those are made by Nash? Weird. I've only seen his relics, which are rarely convincing.

Posted: **Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:14 pm**

Were they a Formica-topped dressing table in another life?

Posted: **Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:15 pm**

Works well on the tele for me

Maybe with a different colour guard to take the edge off

Also lol, do those barrel knobs have a pearl bit on top?

Posted: **Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:33 pm**

They look like Liberace's guitars.

Posted: **Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:38 pm**

johnnyseven wrote:They look like Liberace's guitars.

Somebody please photoshop a candelabra onto the Stratocaster...

Posted: **Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:23 pm**

NickS wrote:Were they a Formica-topped dressing table in another life?

It would actually be a cool re-purposing if they were.

Posted: **Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:48 pm**

Reminded me of Godin. They made some pearloid top guitars.

Posted: **Mon Jun 03, 2013 7:05 pm**

An Offseter bought a a Nash jazzmaster and said there were loads wrong with it...

Posted: **Mon Jun 03, 2013 7:20 pm**

Yeah I read that thread too, sounded like a real bodge job

Posted: **Mon Jun 03, 2013 7:38 pm**

I don't like those guitars, but I love it when Daisy Rock does it.

Posted: **Mon Jun 03, 2013 8:06 pm**

The pickups have perloid caps to. I'm not opposed to the idea of this but it's over done in a big way. In the other pictures on the site the sides don't look too good. If the sides and back were nice wood it would look way better. I like sparkle but these look clumsy

Posted: **Mon Jun 03, 2013 9:50 pm**

Nash gave up on the JM

Posted: **Tue Jun 04, 2013 12:13 am**

i remember seeing the nash hack jobs, god fucking shit fuck. if someone really wants areliced guitar why wouldn't they just do it themselves.
tho, i must give him credit, that website totally took me back to 1999. i thought i was time traveling whilst looking around on that site.
soooo, he does relic websites too?

Posted: **Tue Jun 04, 2013 3:00 am**

Richard wrote:
NickS wrote:Were they a Formica-topped dressing table in another life?
It would actually be a cool re-purposing if they were.

Believe it or not, JOE'S GUITARS have been doing "vintage" formica + proper table-top binding guitars for a long time now. The thing is, real table tops (aging, cigarette burns and all) are used, and he'll even build guitars from your donated table, so to speak. There's something delightfully silly about "EAT AT JOE'S" inlayed in the fretboard, and I imagine you may find yourself automatically playing '80s hits from Huey Lewis and the News Teh Shicago Bloooze all night long if you bought one.

Posted: **Tue Jun 04, 2013 11:03 pm**

I like those Joes Guitars, don't care for the fret board . Are the sides that ribbed chromium? The headstock is ugly and makes no sense, maybe a serrated butterknife?
The green with the P90 set up would be ideal

Posted: **Tue Jun 04, 2013 11:37 pm**

LURV IT

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I know I shouldn't like these......

I know I shouldn't like these......