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Distortocaster

Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 1:25 am
by luciguci
IRL LOLs when i saw this

http://smg.photobucket.com/user/turquoi ... 0.jpg.html
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The whole album is full of weird guitars. Most of them aren't as cringe-worthy as this one.

Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 1:31 am
by StevePirates
I would not want to own that, but I get the charm in it. Very Dali meets Hendrix meets a metric shit-ton of brown acid.

Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 1:35 am
by luciguci
I was thinking more Dr. Seuss than Dali.

Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 2:11 am
by mkt3000
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Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 2:13 am
by Joey
Never seen the green one. I'm very familiar with his older brother though... read about em in books. They say "plays great and sounds like a strat"

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I always thought it was a one off... but there are more

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Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 5:49 am
by luciguci
Are you fucking telling me that these warped pieces of shit are actually playable?

Holy fuck.

Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 11:44 am
by Dave
Bender

Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 4:35 pm
by Joey
How about a twisted bass neck with fanned fret (bass side has longer scale).

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http://www.bestbassgear.com/ebass/repai ... esign.html

Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 8:43 pm
by BobArsecake
Dave wrote:Bender

Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 11:22 am
by brainfur
awful

Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 11:25 am
by George
BobArsecake wrote:
Dave wrote:Bender

Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 12:56 pm
by mkt3000
George wrote:
BobArsecake wrote:
Dave wrote:Image

Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 11:11 pm
by 61fury
Carlos Santana should own one.