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2026 Squier Paranormal range features HURBS FUCKIN GUITAR!!!!!

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2026 10:33 pm
by rahbro
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Re: 2026 Squier Paranormal range features HURBS FUCKIN GUITAR!!!!!

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2026 12:26 pm
by rahbro
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Re: 2026 Squier Paranormal range features HURBS FUCKIN GUITAR!!!!!

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2026 1:55 pm
by plopswagon
You know there’s several areas here dedicated to the discussion of guitars.
Hurb wrote: Thu Jun 18, 2026 4:09 pm Cheeky!

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Re: 2026 Squier Paranormal range features HURBS FUCKIN GUITAR!!!!!

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2026 3:13 pm
by rahbro
My last 3 posts in other guitars have 1, 0, and 1 reply.

Fuck it

Re: 2026 Squier Paranormal range features HURBS FUCKIN GUITAR!!!!!

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2026 4:10 pm
by Gavin
dude, hurb literally created a thread about tis before you posted

Re: 2026 Squier Paranormal range features HURBS FUCKIN GUITAR!!!!!

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2026 4:11 pm
by Gavin
and in the correct sub forum :lol:

Re: 2026 Squier Paranormal range features HURBS FUCKIN GUITAR!!!!!

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2026 11:19 pm
by rahbro
Gavin wrote: Fri Jun 19, 2026 4:10 pm dude, hurb literally created a thread about tis before you posted
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Re: 2026 Squier Paranormal range features HURBS FUCKIN GUITAR!!!!!

Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2026 7:51 am
by Doog
Gavin wrote: Fri Jun 19, 2026 4:11 pm and in the correct sub forum :lol:
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But is 24.75" a shortscale? I'm not brave enough to answer that, so I just plopped it next to Hurb's bitten steez

Re: 2026 Squier Paranormal range features HURBS FUCKIN GUITAR!!!!!

Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2026 8:14 am
by Bacchus
I would have said no, given that I don't think we treat Les Pauls as shortscales, but Toronados go here and they're 25.75."
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Re: 2026 Squier Paranormal range features HURBS FUCKIN GUITAR!!!!!

Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2026 9:55 am
by Gavin
Maybe it should be based on the relative size compared to the owner. All guitars are shortscale to Shaq.

Re: 2026 Squier Paranormal range features HURBS FUCKIN GUITAR!!!!!

Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2026 2:48 pm
by dots
Toronados are Gibson scale, as are Cyclones.

I think when we came up with the forum classifications way back when, (1) we were leaning even heavier into Fender fanboydom, and (2) the thinking was something like "anything not Strat or Tele scale goes here."

Re: 2026 Squier Paranormal range features HURBS FUCKIN GUITAR!!!!!

Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2026 7:52 pm
by Bacchus
Yeah, I think the classification makes sense somehow. Toronados are somehow shortscales. Les Pauls somehow are not. SGs maybe straddle the line, somehow.

In any case, even if it is a slightly messy classification, we can shelve any firm decisions until the next time someone makes a post in one of the guitar forums in about 18 months' time.

Re: 2026 Squier Paranormal range features HURBS FUCKIN GUITAR!!!!!

Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2026 11:03 pm
by dots
:lol: :lol:

Re: 2026 Squier Paranormal range features HURBS FUCKIN GUITAR!!!!!

Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2026 6:51 pm
by TieDye
That's cool.