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Post by luciguci »

IRL LOLs when i saw this

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The whole album is full of weird guitars. Most of them aren't as cringe-worthy as this one.
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Post by StevePirates »

I would not want to own that, but I get the charm in it. Very Dali meets Hendrix meets a metric shit-ton of brown acid.
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I was thinking more Dr. Seuss than Dali.
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Post by Joey »

Never seen the green one. I'm very familiar with his older brother though... read about em in books. They say "plays great and sounds like a strat"

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I always thought it was a one off... but there are more

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Are you fucking telling me that these warped pieces of shit are actually playable?

Holy fuck.
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Post by Joey »

How about a twisted bass neck with fanned fret (bass side has longer scale).

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Dave wrote:Bender
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awful
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George wrote:
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Carlos Santana should own one.