The Perfect guitar?

endsjustifymeans · Post by **endsjustifymeans** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 2:45 am

Dear Zakk,

We want our schtick back.

Sincerely,
The Misfits

mickie08 · Post by **mickie08** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 2:49 am

Dear Zack

Please take back your soul.

Who would have thought that you would be a douchebag pussy. Enjoy your time in heaven jamming with Hannah Montana.

Thx

The Prince of Darkness..

endsjustifymeans · Post by **endsjustifymeans** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 2:53 am

Dear Mickie,

Stop being funnier than me.

kthx,

Ends

mickie08 · Post by **mickie08** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 2:57 am

it's funny...I was thinking he same though before you posted... All the dude's sig gear annoys the fuck out of me for some reason.

endsjustifymeans · Post by **endsjustifymeans** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:21 am

mickie08 wrote:it's funny...I was thinking he same though before you posted... All the dude's sig gear annoys the fuck out of me for some reason.

Lol.. but this... this is really just childish. It's like if you asked me when I was 6 what a cool guitar looked like. I'd have said this.

Narco Martenot · Post by **Narco Martenot** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:30 am

Man, I wonder what it is like to be Zakk Wylde.

endsjustifymeans · Post by **endsjustifymeans** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:33 am

I smell a reality series...

"The life and times of rock's most overrated power tool"

westtexasred · Post by **westtexasred** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:35 am

the isaac eaton wrote:Coffin guitar!

it's a zakk whylde signature though, but worth posting, its hilarious.

Link!

I want one,where can I get it?

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mickie08 · Post by **mickie08** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:56 am

endsjustifymeans wrote:I smell a reality series...

"The life and times of rock's most overrated power tool"

I can see it now. His guitar tech is probably mitochronicdick.

endsjustifymeans · Post by **endsjustifymeans** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:01 am

mickie08 wrote:
endsjustifymeans wrote:I smell a reality series...

"The life and times of rock's most overrated power tool"
I can see it now. His guitar tech is probably mitochronicdick.

You just made me snort... like a pig... my wife is looking at me funny now.

I can see McClownshoe and his rasp now... contemplating his next freakshow and zakk throwing full beer cans at him and telling him to dance. I'd watch that show religiously.

mickie08 · Post by **mickie08** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:07 am

I'd watch that as well. Maybe it could be a 2 part series with Ozzy involved some way.

robert(original) · Post by **robert(original)** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:16 am

there is a band in town called coffinsville, i can almost garentee that b-ray the lead singer and guitarist will buy one.

endsjustifymeans · Post by **endsjustifymeans** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:19 am

robert(original) wrote:there is a band in town called coffinsville, i can almost garentee that b-ray the lead singer and guitarist will buy one.

There's a band called the independents that are essentially if the Misfits lived in florida and had a penitant for Ska. I think the bassist plays something similar. it might have been a torso though...

Dave · Post by **Dave** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 7:20 am

It's not as bad as the Kramer aluminium axe shaped guitar Glenn Danzig played in samhain! .... looking for pics....

Oh here:

Actually I take that back these are way cooler.

Triple edit: I think it might be a Gene simmons signature or something

westtexasred · Post by **westtexasred** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 7:25 am

endsjustifymeans wrote:
robert(original) wrote:there is a band in town called coffinsville, i can almost garentee that b-ray the lead singer and guitarist will buy one.
There's a band called the independents that are essentially if the Misfits lived in florida and had a penitant for Ska. I think the bassist plays something similar. it might have been a torso though...

Like this?

Dave · Post by **Dave** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 7:35 am

HAHAHHAhaH HA ah AH AH ah hA anyone find a more scary guitar than these wins a my little pony signed by the original members of Mayhem....in their own bloooood. woooooooo

endsjustifymeans · Post by **endsjustifymeans** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:53 am

the isaac eaton wrote:
westtexasred wrote:
endsjustifymeans wrote: There's a band called the independents that are essentially if the Misfits lived in florida and had a penitant for Ska. I think the bassist plays something similar. it might have been a torso though...
Like this?

Necromantix, roflz.

lol, I saw them with Tiger Army and Rancid, yeeeeeeaaaaaars ago.

DGNR8 · Post by **DGNR8** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 1:24 pm

Does it even fit in the case?

BobArsecake · Post by **BobArsecake** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 2:10 pm

Haha, i'd have one. If I had endless money I'd buy as many outrageous looking guitars as possible; that skull/fish thing is brilliant.

westtexasred · Post by **westtexasred** » Sat Aug 22, 2009 4:13 am

I wonder if Schecter still makes these?

The Perfect guitar?

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